Ghost Express

Ghosts: The Untapped Resource

Ghosts have one purpose: shenanigans. More ghosts exist than all of the people who have ever lived, and until now we've allowed them to roam the Earth free of charge.

WHY NOT PUT THEM TO WORK?

Ghost Express has developed a complex system for finding, capturing and redistributing these ghosts, and we're finally ready to open up our services to the public!

Your victim will receive:


1 magically-sealed package containing:
  • 1 Randomly-chosen spirit from Containment Vault
  • The object we used to lure & trap the ghost; usually something they have a significant attraction to.
  • 1 Information Card, detailing the ghost's:
    • Date of Death
    • Type of ghost (Orb, poltergeist, etc)
    • Mood (The ghost usually remains in this mood eternally)
    • Responses to our "Like and Dislike" questioning

YOU will receive

1 Email containing:
  • A receipt